My first blog

Yes, that's right, now all of you lazy-bum friends of mine that really just can't get enough of my antics and craziness can access it all, twenty-four hours a day, online! The internet is no longer useless, or just for inappropriateness. Wait... that's not entirely correct, for further proof sign up today at civicnation.ca! Ah, well I met my advertizing quota for today.
I'm not quite sure how this whole thing works, but I'm sure that in good time I'll be exploiting its freeness for personal gain and profit. Maybe some underground kinda operation would work. Hmmm....
Well, just to keep you entertained, and as a 'maiden voyage' of the blog, I shall begin ranting. First, there is no harder thing to do in this day and age then to choose a domain name/log-on name/email address that isn't already taken. I mean really we are just spiralling into obscurity as these names make less and less sense, such that me forget them and have to start another, forcing us to come up with more obsure and irrelevant names, and also those whom we wish to find anything we have online can because it is too stupid and long! I mean why would the domain name ccw37 be taken? Or platypus? Why? Because people are retarted. I shall continue on this later, given more time, as I kinda got to meet up with people who will help me. Um, no, not like that, not yet anyway, sorry.
Thought number two... what kind of word is blog? I mean where to people get this crap? Do we just all make up words to suit our needs and then complain when Webster tells us that in fact it is THE STUPIDEST WORD IN THE HUMAN LANGUAGE AND THE LANGUAGE IS FULL OF ENOUGH DUMBNESS ALREADY!
But I should really go. Oh, and just to make sure that someone is reading this and I'm not just venting with no audience, leave some kinda comment. WE can make it like a call in show... this week write the stupidest word you can think of (that is a word but shouldn't be) and I'll make fun of it. DO IT NOW! or I kill you.
Bye!
P.S. I just found out that blog actually stands for web log. Kinda crazy and dumb at the same time, interesting...