AUGH! COOTIES!!

Hey, I'm sick, and miserable. You know how you think that everyone is whiney about being sick but you? Well you're wrong, and now I'm whiney. Ugh, it feels like everything is in slow motion, I have no idea how long it's taking me to type this, but if time is money, which is correct under popular opinion, I'm giving away thousands. You know I read about advertizing on blogs and making money... hmm, exploit readers for monetary value, um, well... ah, LOOK A FUZZY BUNNY!

Anyway I'm going to have my first CONTEST ever. Pretty exciting, I know, and it isn't even your birthday, unless you were born today, what is today? I hate being sick. So the best comment someone writes telling me the secrets to get better quick will win my eternal love and adoration, until I forget what you did and continue to abuse you. WIN MY LOVE!!! I mean there must be some kind of quick-get-better-solution, and I have midterms this week, three of them, and assignments. I can't be sick. No.

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