Pink is the new black

I have come to the conclusion that I possess obsene amounts of power. Out of boredom and random searching I came across this site, decided that since I had nothing better to do, I would sign up, and now lo-and-behold anyone I shared this with has their own blog. It took a while and lots of screw-ups to get the links but I think that they're all there, provided if you think that you are deserving of having a link on my page, leave a comment, pleading and promising favours.
Really it wasn't my intention to recruit an army for the blogger people, it kinda just happened, but I think that it is good. I mean, are we geeks? Yes, most definetly, but it's kinda just an extension of email which I usually avoid so I'll pretend it's a good thing.
As far as I can tell, people aren't able to develop enough of an independent thought, requiring acceptance from their peers, they attempt to mimic the coolest person in the group. I mean, really people just want to be looked up to and try to jump on any given bandwagon before it becomes uberpopular so it's like they were the first, or as a cry for attention. Or this could all be something that I'm telling myself to boost my own confidence (just let me stay on cloud nine a little bit longer).
Next I found some general 'rules' of blogs quickly emerging.
1) If you are a girl, you must include pink in the blog, or in some cases, only pink. For proof of this visit any of the girls' links I have, all pink, well, except for mine... hmm I think that the jury is still out on that one (at least until I can bribe them into ... wait, bribes are expensive, correction, until I can use extortion or threats to get what I want from 'said' jury... who does this jury think that they are anyway? I mean where do they get off telling us what we are and aren't?! I HATE THE JURY SO MUCH... oh, yeah, um, no pink).
2) Your first blog must be the most unimaginative run-on sentence containing phrases of blame towards those who apparently 'forced' you into creating the blog and general chatter about your daily lives without any real insight. Yup, I mean get creative so that you can look back at these in many a year/month/week/day and say, "Wow, I'm a freaking GENIUS!" or in most cases "Um, how can I erase this? NOW?!".
3) Well I guess I don't really have a third point yet but you can bet your sweet Bipie that it's coming.
As I presently have to catch the peewagon I shall continue my in-depth discussing in belittleing all of you at a later time.
Boo-doom-ba-cha (that crappy drum roll some people to to conclude things when they really are to dumb to sum everything up logically).