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Most of my blogs are long, very long, but this one especially so, but it’s for a good cause. In fact I’ve strung it together to prove someone who shall remain nameless wrong, since I was bored, and instead of emailing to, um, my depressingly short list of email addresses, I figured I would just post my responses to some SUPER FUN QUESTIONS, mostly so that you can learn a little about me. Oh, and there’s a test at the end, once again I’ll be handing out coupons to live if you pass.

1. First Name? Full or short? I’ve been called everything from my proper name of Carlene, to Carly, CarCar, and Carl. Woohoo.

2. Are you named after anyone? My Uncle Karl. Yup, named after a boy.

3. Do you wish on stars? Yes, and I also buy lottery tickets… so no.

4. Which finger is your favorite? Butter.

5. When did you last cry? Hey, now I can’t say two or three years ago… it was actually on Mother’s day.

6. Do you like your handwriting? I don’t handwrite, I am ubergeek with a palmpilot, and it knows what I’m trying to say, so I guess it’s alright.

7. What is your favorite lunchmeat? That one with the macaroni in it. It’s quite terrible but fun to look at.

8. Any bad habits? I drive.

9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Hmm, so many… I guess probably Hanson or Aqua, although I’m sure all of North America is in the possession of those two cds.

10. If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU? Nope. Never. I’d kill me, and then kill another me, and then I’d be the most powerful me in all of the alternate universes.

11. Are you a daredevil? Yes.

12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? It depends on how much was promised in return.

13. Do looks matter? What the crap does this mean? Is it me? My significant other? My car? ‘Looks’ as in people staring at me as if I had thirty wombats strapped to my chest and I’m trying to convince the bank manager that I’m a suicide bomber kind of looks? Then no.

14. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I thought I found it when I was six, but then I found out that Dad was just throwing his change in the grass for me to find.

15. Do fish have feelings? Most definitely. Well, I guess that’s the magic bestowed upon them when you name them, the kind I find raw and on rice had no feelings whatsoever, well, unless they are part of the Finding Nemo cast.

16. Are you trendy? I shop at Value Village, so generally I’m at least a year behind.

17. How do you release anger? I drive.

18. Where are your second homes? Civic, and um, kinda a free spirit actually.

19. Do you trust others easily? Nope, but rarely do they know it.

20. What was your favorite toy as a child? The toy cars I stole from my brother.

21. What class in school do you think is totally useless? CALM. I mean, what the crap was that?

22. Do you have a Diary? Kinda, it’s the thing you’re reading now, if you got to this point, and can read.

23. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I’d say about every 15/20 comments I make contain some degree of sarcasm.

24. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Yep. And I crowd surfed, I don’t suggest it as many hands touch you, it’s kinda creepy and squishy.

25. What do you look for in a boy/girl? I suppose this is the deep dark secret that I’m looking for someone that can really understand me and my deep dark secrets, a turmoiled past and an uncertain future, but actually someone that is able to put up with me in general would be nice.

26. What are your nicknames? Carly, and other things I don’t respond to.

27. Would you ever bungee jump? My head would explode, but definitely if I could.

28. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I really only wear slip-ons and sandals.

29. Do you think that you are strong? I pretend to be. Physically I’m way more so then the wussies I work with at Budget… can’t even change a tire…

30. What's your favorite Ice Cream Flavor? Bubble gum.

31. What's your favorite color? Silver, I don’t care if it’s not a ‘real’ color, it is the greatest.

32. What is your least favorite food? Hmm, I’ll really eat anything, I guess I’m not very fond of curry.

33. How many wisdom teeth do you have? Nada, niltch, nipo.

34. Are you in love with anyone? I love others, but not IN love at the moment.

35. How many people have a crush on you right now? I’m guessing none, I’m pretty hard to like, or at least tolerate.

36. Who do you miss most right now? Who? Oh crap, I haven’t driven my car yet today and thought I could use that, um, who… I don’t know, if I miss someone I usually try to see them or at least talk to them, I guess Cel, though.

37. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send this back? Oh, crap no. Actually if you want to comment with a response, pick a handful or at least one question, not all of them. I mean, I just won’t read it.

38. What color pants are you wearing? Oh crap. I wearing a skirt. It’s for work, I swear… but it’s black. I really hate skirts.

39. What are you listening to right now? Remy Zero, and my computer making angry mashing sounds.

40. What are the last 4 digits of your home phone number? Seriously, this is the best question you can come up with?

41. What was the last thing you ate? A pita pizza.

42. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? What is this some kind of psychological questionnaire now? (In kiddie voice “I’d be a broken crayon that’s black”) But really who wants to know this? You know, from now on I’m changing the crappy questions to something more exciting.

43. How is the weather right now? (Changed to… um, what’s the greatest animal? The platypus, and only the platypus, everyone else is wrong.)

44. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone? (Changed to… I mean who cares who I talked to? Anyway, um, hey, what cars have you owned? Seems good enough. An 86 Honda Civic, a 92 Pontiac Sunbird, and a 02 Honda Civic)

45. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Probably car, I know, sad, but true.

46. Do you like the person who sent this? After 46 questions? No, not really.

47. How are you today? Holy crap, alright (Changed to… What’s the stupidest thing you’ve been dared to do? I broke my arm while sledding and going over the highest jump in the world, but understand I was short and things seemed a lot bigger then)

48. Favorite drink? Caramel Frappicino blended coffee. I’m a yuppie.

50. Favorite alcohol? Eww.

51. Favorite sports? I like archery, and racing.

52. Hair color? (Gah, changed to… Any weird pets? I had a platyhelmenthes named Dougie.)

53. Do you wear contacts? I’m not responsible enough to clean my room let alone something I’m going to stick on my eyeball, so no.

54. Favorite month? (You’re kidding me right? Changed to… What major change would you make if you ran the world? I’d outlaw SUVs and Sherwood Park)

55. Favorite food? Sushi and sashimi, not maki like most people thing sushi is.

56. Last movies you watched? Longest Yard

57. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No, but it seems to end badly if I do, actually they all kinda end badly… hmm, must be me.

58. Scary movies or happy endings? It’s pretty much the same to me seeing as how I’ll laugh at either and talk the whole way through.

59. Summer or winter? (What drugged up on horse tranquilizers individual wrote this thing? Changed to… actually I like my horse tranquilizer question.)

60. Hugs or kisses? Are we talking the chocolates? Definitely the kisses, I’m not a fan of white chocolate.

61. Relationships or one-night stands? Sigh, I really despise all of the relationship questions. If you know me, you’ll know my answer.

64. Do you want your friends to write back? Well, I guess you can leave a comment.

65. Who is most likely to respond? 65 questions are you kidding me?

66. Who is least likely to respond? Sure showed Kim…

67. What books are you reading? I finished the HGTTG trilogy of five, then I found the Travelling Pants yada yada yada at work, and unfortunately I was bored.

68. Favorite board game? The game of life, if just 'game' then manipulating others. It's great fun and never the same thing twice.

69. What did you watch on TV last night? We have peasant vision, and I really don’t have time.

70. Favorite smell? Lavendar and vanilla, or maybe Jasmine… what?!?! I work in a candle store and have some time to figure this out.

71. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? I kinda just hiss for a while, and then look at my Civic poster.

What? That’s it? Another job well done, enjoy!